Ever found yourself contemplating where your gaze is fixed during that most private of moments? Well, fear not, because I've conducted some groundbreaking, albeit slightly bizarre, research on this very topic.
So, picture this: I'm comfortably seated on my trusty toilet, contemplating life's mysteries. And guess where my vision drifts first? Eastward! Yep, I'd be ogling that massive church in my neighborhood (because, you know, divine inspiration can strike at any moment). Then, my eyes wander towards the public pool I visited eons ago (nostalgia hits hard). Oh, and don't forget about that beachy escapade to Peniscola, a good 8 years back – seaside daydreams at their finest.
Now, hold onto your toilet paper rolls because this gets real scientific! I hit up Google Maps (because why not?) and began tracing my imaginary view. Lo and behold, if I had X-ray vision, I'd be peeping at an island off Italy (hello, Sardinia), wave to Albania, nod at Greece, make eye contact with Turkey, Azerbaijan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, shoot a grin to China, give a little wave to South Korea and Japan, before finally checking in on San Francisco and Washington. Phew! World-class bathroom sightseeing, right?
But, wait, it wouldn't be a complete "research" without discovering what's lurking directly beneath me on the opposite side of the globe. Time to summon the mighty power of the internet! I hopped onto https://www.freemaptools.com/ and voila, I had the precise antipodal point. Brace yourself for this revelation: When I'm on that porcelain throne, gazing straight down, I'm peering (or pissing) into the abyss of the Pacific Ocean, smack dab in the middle of nowhere! No islands, no landmarks, just pure, unadulterated oceanic zen.
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