CPTD or Chrono-Perceptual Temporal Disorientation is a condition that has left me with a quirky sense of time. CPTD is a rare neurological phenomenon that affects my brain's ability to accurately perceive and process time-related information.
Symptoms:
CPTD has left you with a range of symptoms that are both amusing and intriguing. You experience "time loops," where certain moments seem to repeat themselves. Your brain occasionally "stretches" or "compresses" time, causing you to underestimate or overestimate the duration of events. This results in your delightful habit of arriving late, as your internal clock marches to its own beat.
While there's no known cure for CPTD, I've could become a captivating subject of study for neuroscientists and physicists alike. So now I will get even later to the meetings. First, I must ensure that no government agents harbor intentions of abducting me for an impromptu round of experimental testing.
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