You know what baffles me? Those folks at the metro station who just hang around without catching a train. I mean, come on, it's not like they're the station's official poll-takers or the stars of a hidden camera show. They're like the station's very own audience, but without popcorn!
I've tried to crack the case with Sherlock-level deduction. Maybe they're secret agents waiting for a coded message from the train's departure bell. Or perhaps they're playing a super intense game of Candy Crush and don't want to break their concentration. Alternatively, they could be professional "Waiter-Outers" waiting for the arrival of someone cooler than James Bond.
It's like they have a playbook stolen from my cat's life manual. Every time I'm around, my cat magically disappears to carry out its feline master plan, which usually involves lounging on a sunbeam. And guess what? These metro station maestros might just be the human version of that – the sunbeam seekers who are simply pros at looking busy without actually doing... well, anything!
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