Delving into Conspiracies: Unveiling My Own Theory about the start of Football (soccer) season

 
In my view, the situation appears rather straightforward. As the new season commenced for Real Madrid, we witnessed a series of unfortunate events. To begin with, our top-tier goalkeeper, the indubitably exceptional Courtois, encountered a knee injury that sidelined him. Shortly thereafter, the remarkably skilled defender, Militao, also fell victim to a knee ailment. Even the heart of our midfield, the talented Arda Güler, seemed to have succumbed to a knee injury.

Adding to this string of setbacks, after today's match, our shining star Vinicius had to prematurely exit the field due to discomfort above his knee. Regrettably, the specifics surrounding his condition remain elusive at the moment.

While pondering these occurrences, two potential scenarios arise. On one hand, it's conceivable that our adversaries resorted to nefarious means, possibly tampering with the players' food or employing unsavory tactics to undermine our team's performance. On the other hand, there exists the prospect that Real Madrid inadvertently engaged in unconventional methods to enhance the players' performance, resulting in unintended consequences.